Superfatty kicks ass

Good Lord - did you listen to the BFO today? Someone was on his soap box today, oh dear gussie!
But I think Big Fatty is right. Good to have such a good old friend who kicks our asses from time to time. He is not only funny and batshit crazy, he can be wise, too!

Have you voted for the Fat One today? You better do so now!



PS: The most astonishing thing here is the material of Big Fatty's superfrock. I didn't know that spandax can make you look so slim!



xo kb

The Gay Life of a Country Beaver

There is a new kid on the block. Discovered first by our lovely Miss Wes, then extensively plugged by BigFatty, who is just too old to put a link on his site. So, instead of searching the former center of the Interwebs, come to the Lodge for a link to our new hot adition to the podosphere, Wes the Gay Country Beaver!!!



Wes as a lass


Check out his blog and his podcast. You can find Wes on the itunes.

The Beaver's Choice

First thing this morning I went to podcastawards.com and voted for my beloved BigFatty, as you all should!

I love and adore him, but it is a difficult thing to do, because I also love The BigLesbianSexShow with Matt and Veegie for example and all the others (except for one too bloated and too full of themselves to endure, but that's a whole different story).

I do not understand how all this nomination process worked but it is completely incomprehensible to me why Auntie Vera was not among the top ten. Her podcast is technically outstanding. She puts an incredible amount of work and effort into her shows for our entertainment and she is a professional on all levels. She is funny, wise and shows us her emotional sides, her inmost feelings, her weaknesses and fears to a degree that she really creates a deep and wonderful bond between her and her lovies. So many of us have profited from her work and her creativity. She is always there for us, not only within her podcast, but also via email, twitter or what have you.

I could not imagine the podosphere without my wonderful Auntie. She gives me warmth and love and so much to laugh and think about. This is why I hereby would like to honour our dearest Auntie Vera Charles (which includes her ingenious husband Myron Gooch and her valiant little Conscience) with the International Lovies' Choice Award for the best podcast 2009 - vicariously for you all.





Your listeners do choose all of you marvellous podcasting people out there every day you publish something new and I think you all have more than earned an award for what you do. Everybody in their very own way and fashion are the best and I, like so many of your listeners would like to thank you with all my heart for what you do.




Thank you all


xo kb

I guess the weekend was hot in SC (and Cuba)

Potcasting with Fatty-in-the-sky-with-da bacons

Well, definitively the best and dada-esque-est episode of the BFO so far. Here we see the famous artist at his best and in the vanguard of the artistic progress. It is of course no coincidence that this highlight of potcasting airs the day before the big voting starts for the People's choice potcast award 2009.

Words of wisdom, unfathomable wits and the stunning and rich experience of a long and lugubrious life alternating with engimatic and mystical periods of meditative silence crystallize to another gemstone embroidered acoustic incunable of this spoken form of art.

While we are asking ourselves what on earth inables BigFatty to such deeds of sheer ingeniousness and brillancy let us not forget to go over to People's choice potcast award 2009 and vote for our gemstoned genius!

Happy 40th Birthday Sesame Street - and did you know that the Coochie Monster is actually a blue beaver?

On November 10th, 1969 the first show of the Sesame Street went on air! Oh dear, these guys were my childhood heroes. I always loved this one best - now I finally know why!

At the dentist - or why you really should get better healthcare in America

Poor Big Fatty - today at the dentist he was informed that he has a hole.

Decay is a nasty thing that is not necessarily caused by age. But being old never helps. I guess all that weekly consumption of gentlemen callings really have ruined those chompers. And as you probably know the seminal vesicles do produce a yellowish viscous fluid rich in fructose and other substances that makes up about 70% of human semen. The prostatic secretion, influenced by dihydrotestosterone, is a whitish (sometimes clear), thin fluid containing proteolytic enzymes, citric acid, acid phosphatase and lipids.

In short all that this nasty gentleman goo consists of is FAT, SUGAR and ACID!
This is not only appalling for a lesbian but also the downfall for your teeth (as my cousin twice removed who has officially unsubscribed to the BFO told me this morning).




DISCLAIMER

This is not a lacist post at all. Being half Mexican myself I know that most fellow countrymen speak perfectly English with no accents at all, what is more than I can say about myself. (We just love to pretend to speak with accents because we think it is sexy!) I also think that there are tons of Mexican (and other) dentists with a brilliant education and a real license in America, who actually know how and where to examine your teeth. I just don't think everybody can afford to see such professionals.

I cannot understand why a wealthy, highly developed and super modern nation like yours has so many problems to install and finance a decent healthcare system for everybody, even for poor BigFatty.

There is hoping that all those Christians and GOPs will finally understand how important and human good healthcare for everybody is. Even in my own little very close to Third-World-Standard country there is great healthcare for everybody. I can easily afford a decent dentist and I am not forced to visit my useless cousin twice removed to have the Beaver teeth cleaned and maintained - actually the very same way as shown above!

Hot Down Undies

Little Scotty is not only one hell of a swimmer, he also is a top model for the hottest swimming underwear brand of the Southern hemisphere!


Oh dear, I hope he watches out for those nasty sharks and jelly fish they have there!

Holy Apparitions

Auntie Vera thinks her RV toilet is haunted by a horrible spook, a vile poltergeist. She even managed to take a picture of this paranormal phenomenon.
But I think she is completely wrong. This is no ghost, nor a nightmare. It is Big Fat Baby Jesus!






Vera should sell bottled water from that holy well!



Oh dear, now I will not only get sued, but also excommunicated :(

Pink is the New Plaid

Haven't you always wished to know how our podcasting celebrities spend their private evenings, when they are not the center of attention and admiration of the public?

This exclusive glance through the keyhole shows us our podcasting idol as he really is.

After a long and exhausting day at work our Podfather enjoys a cup of Merlot and a good read. I really adore his interior design, especially that tasteful painting of a Beaver. Style & elegance could be the title of this cozy evening at home scene.