Rascalyn, the devine goddess of sex

Look, who fought herself out of the rascal to participate in the Marilyn look-alike contest? Norma Desmond herself! Isn't she just devine? Maybe a bit too close-up, but devine anyway :)

Honestly, I think this beats the shit out of BigFatty's Kennedy picture - but alas, too late, too. I'm sorry. I love you all the same darling (and yes, I can feel a pointer piercing my upper left heart chamber right now...)

Touching myself inappropriately :)

Oh my God!!! I cannot believe what you guys did for me today :) Where ever I go, what ever podcast I listen to, it is about my sweet home - the beautiful Faroe Islands!!!!

Thank you Arthur, Tim, Archerr, BigFatty, Miss Wes, RambleRedHead, Vera & Gooch, Nessa & Derek, Big Ricky (Sorry Ricky), Terminally Tim, Holy Waffles, Little Scotty Battler, Daniel, Anne & Alden, Lurry & Atom and all of you who thought of me today, who posted, sent messages or even podcasted - you are all amazing :)

I actually am crying now and I am so happy to be a tiny little part of this wonderful community. Thank you all - and to show you how happy I am I put up a little picture of the Beaver in her Sunday's best (it is the Faroese national costume :)


I love you so much!!!! :)



xo kb

Too Drunk To Post Today *)

Hehehe - happy Ólavsøka to you alllll :)



You just have to go over to the BFO today - it must be - if not the best, then at least the most informative show so far. Boy, this guy seems to know more about my very own Faroese history and stuff than I do. Big Fatty - I love you :) And his pronounciation of Faroese words and names is just fabulous. His lingual skills aren't famous for nothing!

And yes, things are freaking expensive here - this is why I am working day and night at the fish cannery. When you visit come and taste my oysters, I will prepare them especially for you!

As usual something extraordinarily dubious from this contestant - but too late!

Our always very sophisticated and art loving Columbian friend tried this year something very unusual and I must say it is quite impressive! Just look at those colors! Unfortunately all that painting, brushing and coloring took too long and the contest is already over now - boaa boaaa - maybe next year, Daniel. But thumbs up for the effort.


No! No, you naughty little minxes! This is not Dame Edna. Of course not. What were you thinking? She would never leave the house without her glasses. The hairdo however -

Hmm, maybe there is some similarity here.

Guess who got lucky first? Again?!

Of course, there could be noone else but him! I knew he has had his share of gentlemen callers, but this really is amazing. Aww, and look the sweet little child :) Isn't it really really gorgeous?

And another incredibly sweet contestant

Wow - Miss Mariwes - your work out really pays off!!!

Big girrls just wanna have fun :)

Archerr sent me this wonderful picture of him and his gal pal Turniphed and asked me to post it for them. I think they are just wonderful Marilyn look-alikes!

Although, Archerr, love - you should try to work on that make up of yours a little bit. Maybe you could ask Princess Hona how not to smear your eyeliner and the rest :)

Apart from that, GORGEOUS girrls!!!

BEAVERWOOD

I am addicted. Every free minute I am watching my new favorite tv show. TORCHWOOD is different. It is British. It is funny. It is outstanding. It is a mystery alien hunting CSI kind of show. A Dr. WHO spin-off. Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who. And it is SEXY!!!





The boss of Torchwood, Cpt Jack Harkness played by John Barrowman is a mysterious and tough guy who does not hesitate to blast off your head if you are some kind of wiggly alien. And he is gay and a pretty good kisser I assume.

John Barrowman the actor is an openly gay British-American actor and quite handsome I might add. What I like (apart from some nice lesbian scenes in the show) is that he is not the stereotypical homosexual, the hag whisperer, the sensitive understanding best friend, the underdog. He is butch, fresh and strong and just himself. His sexuality is protrayed as just one side of his character. There is no drama about it. The show itself is weird enough for me and I love their humor and the constant suspense. Very exiting. And sexy, did I say that it's sexy? Whoa! Big Time :) and romantic - sigh :)

Now, erase BIG BROTHER and all the other shit and go watch the best show of the 21st century so far: JACKSWOOD, it is simply amazing.

HP and the Half-Sucked Prick

Oh Boy, I spent a fortune this weekend to see the sixth Harry Potter movie and I must say I was a bit disappointed. I read all the books and I love them. Ok, I guess it must be hell to convert such a complicated multi-layered story into a movie but this one sucked. I was bored and I think the other movies were way better. Well, there is hoping for part 7a and 7b...



xo kb


PS: Impressive wand though

LurryDean's Gourmet tour to The Souths

LurryDean is preparing for his grand tour to the South, the cradle of culinary art. Here you can see his special treat that he will make for BigFatty when he visits our Fat friend. I am sure cooking BigFatty's favorite childhood meal will bring back many fond memories to the ol' gal :) That is so sweet of Lurry :)

I was brought up with many variations of fish and herring and fish and tuna and fish - yummy :) What is your favorite childhood food?

Fat Susan's got talent!

Have you heard our little song bird today? Sweet like a nightingale! Honestly, I had tears in my eyes...

I hope this will be a new daily segment. A new Florence Foster Jenkins is born! Wonderful! Da Capo! Brava! Brava!

Do it yourself!

Daniel Beaver is not only a very handsome man, he is also quite bright! He knows how to save money in these difficult times and being a radio star he uses his celebrity to make some extra cash in advertising.

I have such a trimmer, too but I don't use it for my beaverhive - yet!

Nothing compares to Youuuuu :)

New hairdo new career? I knew you were astonishingly talented - but this new butch dyke 80ies look is just too much - good Lord, I adored you already before, but now.... :) You are my hot stained queen of podpunk!!!!






I am your hottest fan - wooooo Hooooooo!!!!!!! :)

GoodBye QCast - you were fabulous!

To my great sadness I just have read Michael and Kevin's announcement that they want to quit podcasting after three great and successful years of fun and inspiration for us all. Without you guys the podosphere would not be as rich as she is now and without you she won't be the same.

Actually I secretly hope for a great and magnificent comeback sometime. I understand your reasons and I wish you all the very best for the future and I am happy that you will keep the Digital Meatloaf blog alive. I will miss you anyway -

Thanks for everything - and let's all put a candle in our windows, just in case you might wish to return one day!



Best of luck to you guys and TAKK FYRI :)




xo kb

The Hats

Oh Lord - what do I have to hear on BFO number 567? BigFatty thinks he turns into his Dad?

Maybe it is a case of false self-perception, but clearly and I say clearly BigFatty turns into his mother!

I have of course proof for this. Judge for yourself. Here are exclusive pictures of the Hats. Isn't it sweet how they still tenderly wear matching clothes? This is so touching :)


Big Mama



Big Dadda


And as you can see, our Big Apple did not fall far from the tree :)



Big Poopalizzy

out of the mud

After nearly 10 days of working out, dieting, sitting in mud baths and having had more enemas and rectal inspections than BigFatty the whole last year, I have returned to the Lodge and guess what, I haven't lost a single pound :(
I am all frustrated. My body seems to suck in all that mud. Instead of sweating out the fat my pores absorbed osmotically what others had lost in that bath - ewww.

Here I am back again as fat as before and I have to tell you - there is no place like home and I have missed you guys so much. I even made it to listen through BigFatty and Big Vera one after the other without a break in one go! WooHoo!!!


It is good to be back!!!!!!


xo kb

Time to say goodbye - to fat and wrinkles :)

Finally - I am on my way to the beauty farm in Denmark :) Oh dear, and it is so necessary :)
I am so glad that I won't have to do completely without my little fat friend :)
Have a great time my friends and see you soon, young, beautiful and slim again (I wish :)



xo kb

Lesbian hair dressing

Our dear friend Mr.Gooch Charles sent out a heartbreaking cry for help on Veraspeaks # 281 - He desperately and - if I may say so -obviously needs some fashion advice for a new haircut and asked the audience if he should go for a Caesar's cut.





Good Lord, NO! Thank goodness and as everybody knows, there are no better hairdressers than Lesbian hairdressers and thanks to years and years of single-handedly shaving and styling my sheep I dare say that I am more than qualified to help!

What you need Mr. Gooch is not a Caesar's salad. What you need is the most fashionable & chic hairstyle of the season, "The Electric Beaver"!

Who needs an iphone to live it up?!

...and I thought Captain Kiwi was a vegetarian

Oh, the Horrah!! Let's only hope the vegan patron saint of podcasting won't ever see this.

Ay Captain!!!

I knew that The Captain was in advertisement but I thought he was on the creative side. Of course he is but he has never told us that he is a New Zealandwide famous model for beauty products. Imagine my surprise when I found this ad browsing through the free New Zealandian magazines at Vága Floghavn the International Airport of Tórshavn (FAE) on my way to Denmark. Being immediate neighbors the Faroes and New Zealand are closely connected and a lot of people commute back and forth on a daily basis.

I had to share this instantly with you on this last minute blog before I have to shut down the engine before boarding. Wish me safe travels and a hot mud bath my darlings - and now we know why Nigel is so happy on that picture :)

Great Job, Ramble :)

You are my most favorite redhead :)



Meee Meeee Meee! LOL xo kb

Breaking Wind News!!!

Now look what I just have found out! Guess who will be sitting in the bubbling mud bath at "Kegel Camp" - how my friend LurryDean calls it so fondly on Twitter - right next to me? Exactly, Her Royal Highness Queen Margrethe II. of Denmark herself! Who is envious now? :)

Isn't it amazing how all Queens of the world somehow look the same? :)

Oh I can't wait. She is a dear friend of mine and she loves to gossip. Of course, you can't tell her a secret, because she natters and chitta-chats all day long spreading word and rumor just like the half digested little pieces of ham she spits into your eye when she talks. But I love her. I can't help it. Oh, and I love her because she is fatter than yours truely :)


Oh, I'm late... have to sit on my suitcases to close them -


Love you all!

Royal kisses

kb

Little Aussie Beauty Aid

Thank you Scotty for all the great and useful beauty tips and tricks you had on your last show. I am so glad you did not podfad. I think you are a great guy with lots of wits and courage enough to admit that you actually do something for your wrinkled face. I know for sure that many of the podcasting crowd do so clandestinely - and those who don't probably should -

Lots of love from the mud bad!!!!



xo kb

Mud Wrestling With The Beaver

As you may have heard my nasty cousin disclosed on BigFattyOnline without authorisation my plans to leave for Denmark (an adjacency to New Zealand's Northern Island) next week.

It is true, I am preparing a trip to Denmark, but I will not stay at the Royal Betty Fart Fat Facility in Kopenhagen. No, I will stay at a small and very exclusive little institution for the Attaining and Maintaining A Positive Lesbian Self-Identity. Mud bathing, sweat lodging, kegeling and learning how to read the future in bird droppings will help to find and focus on that slim and wonderful person deep inside of me.

The above picture is from my last workshop there in 2007. It was a worthy and wonderful experience, but big fat hell to get that mud out of every nook and crevice of my system. I was itching for weeks after that.

So guys, please - no more cheap jokes about fat lesbians in mud baths diving for that lost Birkenstock, m'kay?!



xo kb


PS: In observance of their very strict camp rules no mobiles, internet devices or electricity are allowed to be used there apart from the mud bath heater. So the The Lodge will be on a health hiatus for some time -


Love you all


xo kb