Wednesday, February 29, 2012

My first puppet show






So this is where it all started... rabbit, rabbit!




Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Monday, February 27, 2012

The Mexican Fart Explosion






No, this is not the new show art for Slinging the Poo with the Foul Donkeys or Climb aboard and join in on the adventures of the Mexican Wheelnut, it is the new BMW ad campaign for Mexico.



Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Mr Hungary 2012








Wow - Mr Z is really hot! Lucky HatM :) And they both share a mustache fetish.



Spotted at the CAMELTOE






Mme HotHats (or was it HotPants?) has been spotted at my favorite lesbian bar here in Mexico City, the CamelToe. Gosh, now I know why he is a far more popular lesbian than I!!!!



Friday, February 17, 2012

What does a sheep say when it is drowing?







ΕΛΛΑΣ







Unimpressed Noodle







Yesterday at the Horrah Hotel

Poor PoodleMcNoodle trying to find some sleep after a hard day's work as BigFatty's personal puppet assistant.




Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Yeah right... maybe ten hours tops!







?






Honestly, I cannot tell if this is serious or fake. I read about object sexuals and I know that they are used as an argument against the lgbtxyz life style. Basically I think what ever makes you happy and that I would not equal this with an inter-human relationship, but I hate all the mean and invidious comments on youtube. I could imagine that he might be gay and too intimidated by society to really commit to another man. On the other hand, maybe there is something like this, and who am I to judge? What are your thoughts? And no, the fat guy is NOT a spotted BigFatty (too many hair)


Monday, February 13, 2012

Friday, February 10, 2012

Spotting the Fat






Tourists! Coming from beautiful Californica nothing pleases them wherever they go. At least the admission was free.



Sunday, February 5, 2012

The Official Number One Fan 2012






Dear Gussie, politics is a quick and dirty business. Poor Ms Bacon, but she will always be the Number One in our hearts, although I must say, Gavin is quite cute too ;)

Best of luck for this year's fat ruination period as Nr #1 president, Gavin. Pokin' the Fat One with that stick of yours has obviously proven to be rather efficent and a successful start. Congratulations!



Friday, February 3, 2012

GO BACON GO!









Because she is the best - and a natural blonde.


Wednesday, February 1, 2012

This is too much for a stupid Lesbian from Mexico... :(




Hello from Amazon.com,

As you may or may not be aware Amazon.com LLC is not required to collect sales or use taxes in all states, including the state of South Carolina.

The South Carolina Department of Revenue requires us to provide the following notice to you:

You may owe South Carolina use tax on purchases you made from Amazon.com LLC during the previous calendar year. The amount of tax you may owe is based on the total sales price of the items you purchased during the previous calendar year. The total sales price of only purchases you had shipped to South Carolina in 2011 was $XXXXX. This is the amount that you may include on your South Carolina income tax return to calculate the appropriate use tax owed unless you have already paid the tax.
While Amazon.com LLC does not report this information directly to the state of South Carolina we are required to provide this information to you based on South Carolina law Section 12-36-2691(E)(3).

As purchases from Amazon.com LLC can be made through various sales channels, we have included directly below your breakdown of purchases from the various channels.

Total sales from www.amazon.com $XXXXXX

Please note the following:

The total sales represent all orders that were shipped to South Carolina during 2011.
Your purchases are subject to use tax unless an exemption exists under state law or you have already paid the tax.
A sale is not exempt under state law because it is made through the internet.
This information should not be used for any federal income tax reporting purposes.
We are required to provide this notice in accordance with South Carolina law Section 12-36-2691(E)(3).
Notifications were sent to customers that had purchases delivered to South Carolina. If you are not a resident of South Carolina, the most common reason for receiving this notification is that you may have sent a gift to a recipient in the state.
In addition, the South Carolina Department of Revenue requires us to provide you with the following links that you can use to get more information and pay any taxes due:

Use Tax Page:http://www.sctax.org/Tax+Information/Sales+and+Use+Tax/use_tax/UseTaxHome.htm

How Do I Pay my Bill:http://www.sctax.org/Tax+Information/Sales+and+Use+Tax/use_tax/UseTax+Payment.htm

For more information you may also view our South Carolina Use Tax Notification Page at:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/?nodeId=200863730

Sincerely,

Customer Service
Amazon.com













Oh dear, I'm afraid Uncle Sam really means business this time. I even wrote for some help but they just told me in one sentence:
You need to be on Internet Explorer. You can also mail the payment in along with form UT-3W.

But I'm a Mac girl ?!?!? I am willing to pay what I owe, but HOW? Things are so much easier here on the Faroe Islands, either you are related to the tax officer or you sleep with her and all is good.